The joys of an overactive imagination

For my whole life I've had an overactive imagination. I'm often off in my own little world, dreaming up random scenarios, thinking about what might have been or what could be.

So when I get an email like this from Twitter, it send my mind reeling to some wacky places:

This is a notice that I have a new follower on my work Twitter account, where I mostly post neat stuff I either write or find about data analytics. What jumped out at first was that the person's name and description were entirely in kanji.

Then... I saw the Twitter handle @BulletCluster. Which has led me to believe this can mean only one thing:

I've been followed by a Yakuza crime lord.

I mean, it all fits. The violent name, the kanji, the really pissed off looking bird... it's all there.

Should I be scared? Maybe. Or maybe I can help this guy better understand his organizations data so he can create actionable insights.